ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via kittenfeathers)
I have found solace in god while going through this but in like jesus’s words and not the catholic faith and being around my conservative family kind of reminds me why i fell away from the church
bayou
DO YOU WANT ME TO RECORD MYSELF SAYING THAT TOO LET’S MAKE A LIST OF THINGS EVY PRONOUNCES FUNNY
crawfish boil
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
(via katnisseverratchet)
sext:
fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
